Wanted to get this out before releasing the results. Enjoy the last interview between the final two contestants for the Beefcake throne.

It has been many years since Arcool has done an official interview. This was his first since being deposed and in it, he touches on everything from losing the throne to his thoughts on the current competition. Now, as an ex-king, Arcool has mostly stepped out of the beefcake limelight. The once mighty beefcake seems… Continue reading King Arcool I: The First Beefcake King

When it comes to the Beefcake King competition, there are only two neutral parties in the fitness slack channel. And both serve as the yin and yang to each other. First is me: A neutral observer who only hopes for the stability of an empire, no matter who sits on the throne. And then there’s… Continue reading Ardy the Anarchist

Laissez-faire has been the ruling policy for every Beefcake King since the inception of the role. There is one candidate, however, who wants to take a different path. Amir claims that he will be a hands-on king, but can we believe anything he says? Is he only selling empty campaign promises? In all of the… Continue reading Amir: The Constitutional King?

The reluctant king is often times glorified in Hollywood. A pure soul who does not want power, but is forced to lead. But do reluctant kings really make good leaders? That is a question that will be answered if George takes the throne. When it comes to fitness, George is the salt of the earth… Continue reading George: The Reluctant King?

When all is said and done, you can’t look back at Ali Torkamani’s reign and find many mistakes. He inherited a stable kingdom and kept it that way through a global pandemic and constant attacks to his throne. And yet, he seems to have proven the old adage that you either die a hero, or… Continue reading King Ali I: The Beefcake King